brett 2,315 Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 That Joe sure is thorough Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 "This experimental Jet Provost is 2 feet longer than standard" And the winner is!!! Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Wasn't expecting that......nor was this guy! Will leave it up for a week. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Sure, it's easy to judge during the daytime Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Suddenly, a moat around the airport didn't seem like such a silly idea after a Metroliner tried to escape the field, and plans were made to actually fill it with water. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Plane mistakes gully for runway and tries to climb out. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Skateboarding Captain tries to grind his aircraft along the perimeter fence. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 And the awnser to the question ,"can you fit a Saab in a storm drain?" is NO! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 You can't leave your plane there matey, it's a No parking Zone. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 If you think this is bad, you should see the Marshaller Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Boss, you're not going to believe what washed up on the bank of the drainage canal in that storm last night! John Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Godden 943 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Far-canal Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 This might explain the blue poo occasionally found in the perimeter drains. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Next time you want to ditch the plane, wait for the drain to fill up with water first. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Being ex Navy meant Captain Prune often forgot that he was no longer landing a carrier.......and there were DEFINATELY no aircraft lifts on the airport! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Some cheap b'stards will do anything for a free plane wash. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 This would be, literally, the last time the pilots allowed a model into the cockpit. Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 OK, it hasn't been a week, but there have been plenty of posts. It is probably my military sense of humour, but I just have to go with Andrew's "Far-canal" Over and out. Cporses (Bob) Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Godden 943 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 OK, it hasn't been a week, but there have been plenty of posts. It is probably my military sense of humour, but I just have to go with Andrew's "Far-canal" Over and out. Cporses (Bob) Sorry for the delay guys, I've been off the grid for a few days. Thanks Bob. This one was heavy on the Aussie vernacular, as you would appreciate. I hope this one does credit to the thread. Cheers Andrew Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I told 'em they needed the two seat trainer...! Bob (cporses) Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Air force pilots now get lessons in Abseiling as well as flying! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Hey, come back with my ladder ya buggers! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Man on phone. "Hello is that Brett Codys' Hardware store? Yes we have a problem here, we specified a 3 metre ladder and you sent a 3 foot one... Wassat? No, three 3 foot ladders won't do... When?... A fortnight Friday...!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The pilot was caught climbing down his phantom ladder 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Pilot: "Screw this...i gotta pee". Link to post Share on other sites
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