mike H 456 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 A Delta cargo handler took this shot just to show you how big the engine is ,then he got the sack for mishandling the cargo. Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 "Delta Jet Cargo" for all your urgent cargo consignments.' Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 We have a cargo container in our way so we have to pushback to the left Roger, to the left Right Oh crap, I meant Correct Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Ok...lets move this baggage along. I have to go with this...a multiple entendre is just to hard to resist for me. Take us off with another John, and thanks for the laugh. Cheers. Proving that putting a square peg in a round hole just won't fly... John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 I liked John's groaner too, ".....GE engines really suck" Funny win John. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Looking for a good one... Watch this space. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Alright, kiddies, have a go at this one.... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Round up the usual suspects... Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Right birds lets get our story together, we were just flying in formation when that pilot turned his plane towards us and sucked us up into his engine OK.. So it was not our fault that his plane just crashed. So it must have been pilot error. anyway there is five of us and only one of him. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 "Five little ducks went 'Quack, quack Arrrghhh!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Pilot: My defense? Who's feathers are in the engine? Birds: Guilty glances all round. Engine: Burp. Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 So much for "tumble drying our feathers" Whose brilliant idea was that? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Goosed Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Doesn't matter that he ran into us, they always blame the little guys 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Anybody else feel a chill in the air Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Disgruntled pilot mutters: "I don't even know why I'm here, I was ordering the Salmon when the Copilot distinctly and rudely interrupted to order the DUCK...I was remonstrating him for his rudeness when his order promptly arrived and nearly crashed us. I hope there is an investigation on why I never got my Salmon..." Link to post Share on other sites
bilirubin 50 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 One duck to the other whilst glaring at the pilot................"smug bastard, you would have thought he would taken his wings off" Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm going to give this one to Brett for... Anybody else feel a chill in the air It's short but has a nice double-meaning. I like it. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oops, better late than never let's give this one a whorl, Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 The turbulent emotions on her face only hint at the turbulent emissions deep inside. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Eeek! A bug!! There's a bug in here and I've got my pants around my ankles!!! EEEKKK!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 They HAVE to make this place bigger!!! There is no room for my selfie stick!!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 My God, what the hell was in that curry?! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 What the hell are you doing filming in the ladies toilet? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Rolf Harris! What are you doing in here? Link to post Share on other sites
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