mike H 456 Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Now you tell me that there is No Loo Paper. Grrrrr -eat Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Halfway through her dump, Steph finds out what a blowback is! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 My first thought was, "Oh double crap, my wedding ring" You guys are a hoot. And although I hate to kick a man when he's down I am going with...."Rolf Harris! What are you doing in here?" Over to you Alan 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Thanks Brett, OK guys, have a go with this one.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 That's what you get for trying to cut the queue. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 You know that feeling when it feels like your going really slow except when there's a wing coming straight at you. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 FO: "..Erm...there is something on the windshield..." Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 You don't mind if I take shelter under your wing till it stops raining as my wipers have stopped working Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Wing man to tug driver. Keep backing up, keep going, bit more, little bit more, OOPS sorry. didn't see that other a/c. PS At least he is one of ours. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Richard Attenborough Voice; "Occasionally smaller inexperienced Domestic Airliners attempt to mate too soon, and they become entangled with the objects of their ardor...usually requiring a strong jet of water to separate the pair. In the wild this is often a fatal mistake, explaining why one sees so few Feral Airliners." 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Auger 22 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 The little ones can be quite insistent during weaning. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
callums2401 7 Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 That md80 is wearing a "hair-bus" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Richard Attenborough Voice; "Occasionally smaller inexperienced Domestic Airliners attempt to mate too soon, and they become entangled with the objects of their ardor...usually requiring a strong jet of water to separate the pair. In the wild this is often a fatal mistake, explaining why one sees so few Feral Airliners." That one made me chuckle Matt, over to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Yikes... I totally forgot about this. Sorry folks. Try this one based on this month screen contest theme. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Ship crashes into bridge while avoiding 'under bridge' stunt flier. Stunt pilot Matt Gardner claims he didn't see the vessel until... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Amateur stunt pilot Fred Bloggs forgets which vehicle he is piloting while on his day job. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Captain to the bridge... 4 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Merchant Navy loses limbo competition. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Large metal alien spider disguised as a bridge section attacks innocent ship. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Ok, who forgot to programme the SatNav to avoid low bridges? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Cadet, you had ONE Job! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Helmsman "It CAN'T be a collision! That bridge isn't on the simulator!" Captain "Are you sure? I'm sure we downlaoded version 5.3!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Look out! It's a Kraken 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Ooops, had the chart upside down Captain Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Mister Obvious: We hit a bridge Captain Link to post Share on other sites
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