brett 2,316 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 The B757's only comment was "You should see the other guy". Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Sailor: "That'l buff out". Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Isn't it a bit early for reindeer collisions? Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Pilot after landing on a very clear night: "Ah... THAT explains the constant Extreme Low Pressure Ahead warnings from the radar..." Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Guess what sound the radome makes when it pops back out... ... Yep... BOEING!!! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Damn! So close. We could have been famous, like Sully and Jeff. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 "757 Captain to tower, we've shortened the aircraft so that it will fit onto a 146 jetty" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 I don't think hitting that Condor was a good idea ! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 "Skipper, I don't care big a Star Wars fan you are, you CANNOT turn this aircraft into a Death Star!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 A little closer, a little closer, a bit more, your so close just a little more, BANG. Ah, too much. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Sometimes it's the only way to stop a bully from cutting into the que...SOCK...right in the nose. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 We have a winner: On 01/11/2017 at 01:55, Captain Coffee said: Guess what sound the radome makes when it pops back out... ... Yep... BOEING!!! Take it away Mr Coffee! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 (edited) Thanks John. ...lets see what the hangar denizens make of this. ( I had a change of heart/photo...since no one has posted bout the giraffe photo yet.) Edited November 8, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Oi! fatty get out of there! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
lionwing 71 Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 ..."pull up, pull up...."... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Transporting Kim Jong-un's ego has always been a hassle for the load managers 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 The Wee Fat UN's penchant for cheese has finally beaten his waistline and the aircraft COG 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 The first officer thought it would be a great prank to call "V1...rotate" as soon as the captain got in his seat. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Wow I am just loving this gigantic see-saw! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Jokes aside, how in the heck did that happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 hours ago, brett said: Jokes aside, how in the heck did that happen. My guess is incompetence. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 7 hours ago, brett said: Jokes aside, how in the heck did that happen. Ramp-rats who cut class during "Aircraft CG 101"? A shipment of anvils, loaded first? Some aircraft require a "tail prop" during certain cargo/fuel/maintenance operations. Someone who knows a thing or three about airliners told me one of the popular ones (can't remember which, but an early jet liner, maybe 707 or DC-8), couldn't be safely taxied without a certain amount of fuel in the center tank, for just this reason. John Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 Found this on Airliners.Net: SYDNEY, Australia -- A Korean Air cargo plane has tipped on its tail while being unloaded at Sydney airport, trapping 10 crew members on board. The incident happened shortly after the aircraft, a MD 11, flying from Seoul had landed and stopped at the airport's freight terminal on Wednesday. A 'cherry-picker' crane was needed to rescue the crew from the front of the plane, who were stranded for an hour while the aircraft's nose still pointed skywards. Emergency services rushed to the scene and normal airport operations were unaffected, officials said. No one was hurt in the incident. Baggage handlers with Qantas Airways were responsible for unloading the plane, airport officials said. "They were offloading cargo and obviously something has happened whereby the balance has shifted and basically seen the tail end up on the ground," Sydney Airports Corporation spokesman Bill Kemmery told Reuters news agency. No details were immediately available concerning the extent of the damage. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 The awnser to the question "who ate all the pies? " has now been revealed! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 What happens when the "Honey Wagon" arrives After the cargo has been unloaded! Link to post Share on other sites
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