Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Justice isn't blind, it is Myopic. Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 "Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!" Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 A plague of darn termites in the courthouse and this little critter has the temerity to walk right under my nose. I sentence you to termination by gavel. Take that! Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Judge: You got HOW many people into your C172 ? ..... really, 16 ?? This isn't some lark like, how many drunken mates you can squeeze into a phone box, or a Mini... Your PPL is REVOKED Sir !! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Going - Going - Gone Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Take a close look at my face,If you think I would let you off with a sob story like that you must be out of your mind. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 No Abbu Hamza, I WILL NOT let you off the hook! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Ignorance of the law is no excuse. In your case, it's also no surprise. 30 days on ExLax and water. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I guess this one has gone on long enough, I am going with what I thought was a pretty clever line;Justice isn't blind, it is Myopic Over to you Matt. Thanks for the chuckles all. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Thank Brett, I will add a new picture when I get home ... I feel like judge blind above on my phone sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I know what you mean Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 OK...see what you folks make of this: Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Taking advantage of rising cargo transport fees has Delta Airlines loading as much cargo possible Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Brett's career as a cargo loader at Delta was short lived. Hi Brett. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Proving that putting a square peg in a round hole just won't fly... John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The new baggage contractors were clearly lacking in their knowledge of aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The migrants resort to trying anything to get to Europe! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The captain was a Ferrari fanatic and wanted to see if he could put a "boxer" engine in his Tristar! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 OK, I'll go with the obvious one, just to get it out of the way... Boy, those GE engines really suck. John 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Rofl all of them so far...this one is going to be a tough choice. Keep em coming. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Delta introduce their new baggage unloading system. Crate goes in the front, luggage sucked out and scattered across the airport! No guarantee of condition though! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Review board found that the pilot was having a affair with the Marhaller's wife. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 You didn't tell me that this a/c had a cargo door. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 OK who is the bright spark in the cockpit who started the engine up then ? Tell him to put it into reverse thrust that should do the trick.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Captian, those engine blanks are a funny shape, Just couldn't get them to fit right! Link to post Share on other sites
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