Gunner 69 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 "Now try and push only one pedal at a time!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Hi yer could you give me a push as there is a steep hill coming up. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Cart number 9, where are youuuuu? In case the tune didn't leap to mind... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 The upside is that folks have stopped asking about my custodian helmet Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Looks like you are having a great time in your soap box ( B ys and their T ys ). It's not mine it's for my grandson for Christmas. So why are you driving it then ? Because the shop would not deliver it on time. Honest, trust me I am a PC. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 PC 9 Was it you who rang ? 999 Lady Yes it was me PC 9 The other two PC's 9 & 9 will be along abit later. Loved this one, Over to you Mike! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Thanks Alan. Try this one out guys. This happened to me because I did not check the landing site first. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Mike's latest attempt to add more horsepower to his whirley bird wasn't well thought out. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Whoa there Dancer, I missed you too Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Fred found that there were disadvantages in financing his helicopter through LLoyds Bank. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Tesco were finding it difficult to airdrop their home delivery fresh burgers this year! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Tower to Helicopter, "what do you mean there's a Horse trying to get into the aircraft, never heard such a load of pony!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Pilot, " I don't care if you ARE called Pegasus! You still can't fly with me!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Irregardless of it's Service Animal registration, your pet horse is NOT coming along on the chopper madam. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 You said you could handle a Mustang, hot-shot. Handle that one. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 "Tower please excuse me, i'm feeling a bit hoarse!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I know I like my Burgers fresh,......but this is rediculous! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Hughes unviel their new giant food processor! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 'Clonk' I'll have a Horses Ass Ale Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 Airhauler says your chopper can haul 1200 lbs of livestock...so haul it. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Mike's latest attempt to add more horsepower to his whirley bird wasn't well thought out. The winner is Captain Coffee Nice one Matt , so it's over to you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Thanks Mike...sorry for the delay responding...f'n holidays. Taking us back to the sea for this one again: Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Sorry to have to tell you skipper but this is a dead end. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Skipper the boat ahead of us has just called St a r bo a r d on us. !!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Are you sure this is the right way to the " Panama Canal " ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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