dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Now for the next part of your Day Skippers exam I would like you to get your boat out of here! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Tell me, you did remember to pick up the outboard before we left the harbour didn't you? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Being determined to demonstrate his new-found nautical prowess by not using the engine, Salty the Amateur Sailor is about to learn a double lesson about being becalmed and aground almost simultaneously. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I guess I'd better stick my head up topside and see how the new GPS autopilot is doing. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I don't think this is the Bosporus. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 The skipper told me to keep a lookout while he went down below. The only problem is he did not tell me what to lookout for. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Don't worry folks, I know this place like the back of my hand.......thunk, scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Skipper if you could just get abit closer to the rocks, I could jump off and leave you to it. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Awash with excellent captions this round gentlemen...I was torn between these two. Brevity/wit points for John's I don't think this is the Bosporus. John Don't worry folks, I know this place like the back of my hand.......thunk, scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap But I went with Brett's because after a weekend of replacing the original water heater in my boat (Saturday morning the water pump started cycling every 30 seconds...gulp..."that's either a Very Easy fix, or a Very Expensive one"...it was the later. I was faced with having to remove an 18 inch cube from a not quite 14 inch hatch opening. Lots of cutting, bending and cussing got it out...) and...Brett's reply most resembles the back of my hands this Sunday evening. Ouch. Take it away Brett while I reapply the bandages. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Suddenly Fred noticed that he was indeed up the creek without a paddle! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Thanks Matt, hope your hand heals quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Ryan Air's new freight class for those very low fares! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Guess who just made the No-Fly list? John Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Since the flight was going to coincide with the full moon, and he was not a pilot, Wolfman requested extra "seat belts" for his flight to London. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Graham's nicotine habit got the best of him on the long flight. John Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Just because you are a Flightsim pilot, we had no choice but to tape you to your seat to stop you from trying once again to get into the flight deck to have ago. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Sir, when I asked you to fasten your seat belt you took no notice of me, so this is our way of deal with it. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Who is that man and why have you taped him to his seat ? He is one of our flight crew who is very nervous of flying. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Thomas was censured for wearing mixed fibers and complaining about the Fish stick Friday menu. Evangelical Airlines can be pretty strict about following rules. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Frank thought that by being sent as Air Mail he'd get around the red tape needed for regular passengers. The Airline classed him as a perishable but couldn't fit him in the luggage rack. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Dave's stag night had not gone exactly how he expected. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 You will watch Big Brother Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 The trip back from Vegas was much quieter after the Air Marshall restrained the drunkest passenger. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 That should stop him Snoring 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 I only asked her for an upgrade seat. Link to post Share on other sites
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