Holdit 106 Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 This one is tough to caption. Too many disturbing questions jumping out...that we're probably better off not knowing the answers to. That said, he may have just fainted having seen what these places charge even for something as simple as a feckin' egg sandwich. I've had "HOW MUCH????" experiences like that myself. But still, those questions...<shudder>. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 It's okay. I'm just practising for Easter!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 Conceptual Street Artist "Rug" performing his latest work "Pink Anti Fatigue Mat" at a local cafe. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 23 hours ago, Holdit said: This one is tough to caption. Too many disturbing questions jumping out...that we're probably better off not knowing the answers to. That said, he may have just fainted having seen what these places charge even for something as simple as a feckin' egg sandwich. I've had "HOW MUCH????" experiences like that myself. But still, those questions...<shudder>. My wife says I have 'Old Timers Disease', I am always saying, "When I was younger that only cost.....". As to the other comments I can only hope I left you with no lasting damage. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Reggie's first attempt at "The Knockout Game" didn't go quite as he'd planned. John 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 (edited) Reggie Watts hits rock bottom when he realizes no espresso will ever replace the Bang Bang rush. Edited October 18, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Guy in blue shirt: I'll have anything other than what he had. Guy in dark shirt and flip-flops: Hmmm. That's a watch on his left wrist. I wonder what's on his right? Guy in light shirt: No, I'm not going to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, even if you put the camera away. Guy in plaid shorts: And my friends were criticizing MY fashion choices! John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Former NFL player Rip(e) Va(i)n (T)winkle takes a stand by refusing to stand while Trump is in office. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 When the genie asked him what he wanted to be, he said a Rasta Punk! Unfortunately the genie was hard of hearing and got some of the details wrong! The shame was too much to bear. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 (edited) One day it fell on Reggie that ordering 'Extra Foamy' did not make his sugary candy sprinkled frappe/latte syrup spiced drinks "Lighter" in calories. Edited October 22, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 You guys certainly rose to the task, thanks for the yuks. My first thought was, "It wasn't waking up on a coffee shop floor that was most confusing but the fact that he had started the night off wearing a suit". This Caption goes to John for his "Former NFL player Rip(e) Va(i)n (T)winkle takes a stand by refusing to stand while Trump is in office." Well done and over to you...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 This one has several possible directions it could go.... Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 "OK...there...I've got rid of it. Now will you shut up about the m*****f***ing snakes on your m*****f***ing plane?" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) "This one has several possible directions it could go...." Pilot: We meant we needed an extra long PLUMBERS snake to clear the head. (ofc, "coffee goes straight to the potty" humor... ) Edited October 23, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Walking the animals have never been this crewman's favorite part of the job. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) Snakes are far happier to get on board than cats... Edited October 23, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 When Harrison Ford asked for a tow rope this wasn't quite what he had in mind!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Homeland security tried to find a pet with a lower belly than the current president, this was their solution. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Another Trump Cabinet Member is caught trying to slither on board a Government Transport to get free vacation travel. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 No No Airman, I said apply the BRAKES! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) Disposable aircraft grounding cords are very very cheep in Indonesia....and taste like chicken. Edited October 23, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 That's a very long chock, and why is it hissing? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 On 10/23/2017 at 17:53, J G said: That's a very long chock, and why is it hissing? This one seems to have dried up. Giving it to JG for this entry. You're up, JG, just in time for the weekend. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Thanks John. I have been away this weekend at the seaside! Topical, but lets see who makes me laugh the most! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Hillary Clinton hits airliner whilst flight testing her new broomstick prior to Halloween festivities. Unfortunately, she survived. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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