brett 2,310 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 You guys certainly rose to the task, thanks for the yuks. My first thought was, "It wasn't waking up on a coffee shop floor that was most confusing but the fact that he had started the night off wearing a suit". This Caption goes to John for his "Former NFL player Rip(e) Va(i)n (T)winkle takes a stand by refusing to stand while Trump is in office." Well done and over to you...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 This one has several possible directions it could go.... Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 "OK...there...I've got rid of it. Now will you shut up about the m*****f***ing snakes on your m*****f***ing plane?" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) "This one has several possible directions it could go...." Pilot: We meant we needed an extra long PLUMBERS snake to clear the head. (ofc, "coffee goes straight to the potty" humor... ) Edited October 23, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Walking the animals have never been this crewman's favorite part of the job. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) Snakes are far happier to get on board than cats... Edited October 23, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 When Harrison Ford asked for a tow rope this wasn't quite what he had in mind!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Homeland security tried to find a pet with a lower belly than the current president, this was their solution. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Another Trump Cabinet Member is caught trying to slither on board a Government Transport to get free vacation travel. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 No No Airman, I said apply the BRAKES! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) Disposable aircraft grounding cords are very very cheep in Indonesia....and taste like chicken. Edited October 23, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 That's a very long chock, and why is it hissing? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 On 10/23/2017 at 17:53, J G said: That's a very long chock, and why is it hissing? This one seems to have dried up. Giving it to JG for this entry. You're up, JG, just in time for the weekend. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Thanks John. I have been away this weekend at the seaside! Topical, but lets see who makes me laugh the most! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Hillary Clinton hits airliner whilst flight testing her new broomstick prior to Halloween festivities. Unfortunately, she survived. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 The B757's only comment was "You should see the other guy". Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Sailor: "That'l buff out". Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Isn't it a bit early for reindeer collisions? Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Pilot after landing on a very clear night: "Ah... THAT explains the constant Extreme Low Pressure Ahead warnings from the radar..." Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Guess what sound the radome makes when it pops back out... ... Yep... BOEING!!! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Damn! So close. We could have been famous, like Sully and Jeff. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 "757 Captain to tower, we've shortened the aircraft so that it will fit onto a 146 jetty" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 I don't think hitting that Condor was a good idea ! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 "Skipper, I don't care big a Star Wars fan you are, you CANNOT turn this aircraft into a Death Star!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 A little closer, a little closer, a bit more, your so close just a little more, BANG. Ah, too much. Link to post Share on other sites
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