Auger 22 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 The little ones can be quite insistent during weaning. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
callums2401 7 Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 That md80 is wearing a "hair-bus" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Richard Attenborough Voice; "Occasionally smaller inexperienced Domestic Airliners attempt to mate too soon, and they become entangled with the objects of their ardor...usually requiring a strong jet of water to separate the pair. In the wild this is often a fatal mistake, explaining why one sees so few Feral Airliners." That one made me chuckle Matt, over to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Yikes... I totally forgot about this. Sorry folks. Try this one based on this month screen contest theme. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Ship crashes into bridge while avoiding 'under bridge' stunt flier. Stunt pilot Matt Gardner claims he didn't see the vessel until... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Amateur stunt pilot Fred Bloggs forgets which vehicle he is piloting while on his day job. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Captain to the bridge... 4 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Merchant Navy loses limbo competition. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Large metal alien spider disguised as a bridge section attacks innocent ship. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Ok, who forgot to programme the SatNav to avoid low bridges? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Cadet, you had ONE Job! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Helmsman "It CAN'T be a collision! That bridge isn't on the simulator!" Captain "Are you sure? I'm sure we downlaoded version 5.3!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Look out! It's a Kraken 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Ooops, had the chart upside down Captain Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Mister Obvious: We hit a bridge Captain Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 That's the last time I hire that company to retro fit us into an icebreaker 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Approaching Jeddah harbour, Eli Goldstein, captain of the 'Oy Vey' dons the burqa so as not to look conspicuous. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Who are you calling Scarface? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 You win, the tide was high 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 Well the bridge does open now! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 7, 2015 Report Share Posted November 7, 2015 The bad news captain is their goes the no claim discount, The good news is l was not at the wheel. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Damn! I'm normally really good at bridge! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Ship-1, Bridge-0...Contest did not end in a Draw. (^^^Not eligible to win) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Mister Obvious: We hit a bridge Captain Captain Oblivious: Huh, what bridge? (^^^captioning a caption...also Not eligible to win ) Good stuff folks...keep em coming...I know this one has more jokes available in it...I'm biting my tongue on two more right now. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 I know we had been in port for a long time, but not that long Link to post Share on other sites
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