cporses 50 Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Spetnaz (Seal Team) rapid response delivery vehicle. Bob Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 I'm going to give this one to Matt for: Yo...Putin. Your suppository is on the way. Your turn Captain Coffee 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Thanks J.G. A Classic Poopy joke FTW...Okee dokee...Caption this bit of ramp rage. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Watch it Captain, those rotor guys are shifty 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Biz jet Pilot, "do we go around it or make the bastard move" Co-pilot, " We could just run them over!" Chopper pupil, "What do I do now?" Chopper instructor, "you decide son, you chose to park it here!" All four a few mins later........"Sh*******T, he's not shifting!" Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 ATC to heli pilot you are in the way of two heavy jets heading towards you. You must move out of their way before they crash into you. ATC we are not moving as they are only A1 aircraft passing through. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Heli instructor to Pupil.."Remember playing leap Frog...?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 How much insurance do we have? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 That moment when you really wish Bell had fitted permanent wheels to this thing! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 I was looking for something along the theme of don't try to cut in line or I'll cut you... I believe him, he's got blades. the Leapfrog image made me laugh however, so take it away cporses! Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Wasn't expecting that win, Oh my goodness, I have nothing prepared....so, I will have to go with this action shot.... Bob (cporses) Link to post Share on other sites
Auger 22 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 How hard can it be to make a flying boat? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Spiderman gets his new transport delivered. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
needles 1,012 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Jiminy Cricket gets snapped up by a Crane 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 The Captains can steal anything but god forbid we bring an apple into our bunk for a late night snack 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Lowering the Jet trainer into position on what proved to be a disastrous first attempt at an overall disastrous Navy Micro Carrier test. The Highly modified Launch, refitted with Quad 1600 HP diesels and a tiny "Mid Deck" was intended to speed into a high wind with a single combat aircraft on the deck and hopefully achieve 95 IAS just enough to loft the fully flapped aircraft into the air. The first attempt, the only picture of which is displayed here, quickly demonstrated the necessity to clamp the aircraft wheels to the deck until "take off" speed was achieved. This aircraft was lost 15 feet from the position seen here as a side broaching wave pitched it off of the deck soon after leaving ship side. Tests were abandoned after the loss of a total of 3 aircraft and then the launch vehicle itself when the clamps failed to release on the final test, lofting the aircraft and the launch into an unrecoverable roll with loss to all equipment and personnel. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Hi guys we caught this a/c in one of our nets,. Glad to see it belongs to you. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Navy mantra; We leave no jet behind 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 My initial take on this was along the lines Instructor to Student "This is what the size the flightdeck looks on finals.....just remember to have your wings extended" I'm giving this one to Brett for "The Captains can steal anything but god forbid we bring an apple into our bunk for a late night snack". Being an ex navy Chief, I got an instant chuckle with this one. Over to you Brett, and thanks for all the entries on my first run. Bob (cporses) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Thanks Bob, here is the next one, let your imaginations run wild. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Once in a while the new palace guard manikins tip over in a stiff breeze, otherwise the cost savings measure is working great...no one generally notices as they don't usually move anyhow. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Is this what they call a passing out parade? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CaptCWGAllen 10 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 You bastards, you said you would all be in on it! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Thats not how you carry out a feint, Private! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 During the next Parade, Lance Corporal Hicks remembered to keep his knees loosey goosey...but not during this parade honoring the Queen, before which he was a Second Lieutenant. Link to post Share on other sites
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